Sunday, March 25, 2018
The Wreck Up Ahead
M: Billy, come down here, the darn TV went off again!
B: So turn it back on again dear Liza!
M: Har har very funny. It won’t stay on, I already tried.
B: Did you unplug it, plug it back in, wiggle the cord, and say a little prayer?
M: Billy, for Chrissakes, get down here!
B: Say it, Madge.
M: Say what?
B: The magic words. All of em, in a row: Billy, my one and only, I need your help.
M: Are you out of your goddamn mind? Why do you think I’m asking you to come down here in the first place you egomaniac!