“Skunk in love” by Julia at Nicole’s table

Friday August 29, 2014
5 minutes
Nadeem’s version of Beyonce’s “Drunk In Love”

I was talking about skunks with someone I know. You wouldn’t know him, so it doesn’t matter. But my question was, Why do we even have skunks? I mean, WHY do we even HAVE them? It just feels to me that they don’t help anything around them. They just make humans perpetually scared whenever they meet, and make us hate them out of the fear that they will ruin our days, and therefore our lives. And this guys said, They do one thing, but they do it extremely well. And I was like, what do they do? WHAT do the EVEN do? Just feel completely satisfied with the fact that they can scamper from one hiding spot to the next and build like a ginormous home and family in certain areas because no one else will ever disturb their territory? And he was like, YES, ACTUALLY, that IS what they do. And I thought about it. I thought about it for a long time. He was right. He was. They were superior at protecting themselves without violence, without being sneaky. They just know they smell awful, learned to use it as a defence mechanism, and their children grow up to believe that emitting odours is a cool thing to do, and not to care about what anyone else thinks of them.