Tuesday January 7, 2020
OMG! How Children See God
D: Do you have to eat like that?
M: Like what?
D: You are chewing very loud.
M: I’m chewing how I chew.
D: PLEASE stop.
M: Why are you –
D: Can I have a beer?
D: Please please please please please?
D: If Dad were here, he’d let me –
M: A bottle. Not a pint.
D: My camera’s better than yours!
M: When did you become a photography expert?
D: We don’t need duplicates of everything we do!
M: Alright, we’ll use yours.
D: Did you know that you snore?