Sunday November 8, 2015
A: Are you even listening to me?
B: Of course I am –
A: What did I just say?
B: “You want to quit.”
B: Something about quitting…
A: Why is it so hard for you to just pay attention to me? Why are you always looking at the clock?
B: Do you really want to know?
B: We ordered that pizza exactly twenty seven minutes ago… And, if it’s over a half hour, we get it for free. We could really use a free pizza.
B: I’m just excited about the pizza!
A: I want to quit my job of ten years and you’re thinking about pizza.
B: Tell me you aren’t thinking about pizza?
A: You love pizza more than you love me!
B: Not true.
B: Not at all true! That would be so so sad!
A: You do love pizza…
B: I really do.