“performing like ‘bungling idiots’ ” by Sasha at her kitchen table


Wednesday January 7, 2015
10:50pm
5 minutes
The Times
Wednesday January 7, 2015


Don’t forget about those little hairs smooth em back smooth em slick. That’s it that’s it. Nice eyeshadow – blue eh baby blue. That dress is tight but it’s okay because you’re fit. You got a nice bum and bum’s are in the fashion right because of those sisters those Kardishian sisters. You know of those girls? Big bums. Yup. Read in the drop in clinic office that some women are getting pretend bums put in like they used to do with noses and boobies. Who would’ve ever thought eh who would’ve ever thought. More hairspray more hairspray. Oh this is just my e-cig. Off that bad nic-nic. Off that crap. Doc said that it would cut my life in half and I’m not even a quarter done so that was enough that was all I needed to hear really. Oh hon they’re calling you’re name better get out there don’t wanna miss your – Bye bye beautiful.