Wednesday September 18, 2019
Snapshot of a Lump
Kelli Russell Agodon
do those jade roley things work?
I need something to smoothe out the forehead lines I’ve given myself for always looking so pissed off.
today the billboard asked me if I was willing to do what it takes and I am. I’m willing.
I’ve seen the writings on the wall and they are usually saying the same thing:
you are not good enough to reach the end of the tunnel with the face you have on.
Did you want to trade it in for one of these models? They’re sleek and uniform so all you have to do is slice and dice and then you’ll look like everybody else!
On a different Wednesday I heard that it might be better if I used the 16-dollar scrub. It’s the only one that works, they said.