$750-million investment” by Julia at Amanda’s place

Friday August 3, 2018
1:04am
5 minutes
From an Enbridge ad

okay so universe, are you there? are you comfy? i’ve got a few things to run by you. i’m not going to beat around the bush. i know i’m worth it. i mean big time big money big big big time worth it. when i think of everything i know and want to know and can do and will do i’m pretty pleased with myself and there is love all around me. so i guess what i’m telling you is i am ready. i have put the long hours in, i’ve been truthful, i’ve been patient. if there is something else i’m missing, shoot me a message and i’ll add it to the list, no big. but if you see me telling you that i don’t need any more nos-that i want to invite the yes into my life full force, then hit me with your best shot. amen.

“$750-million investment” by Sasha at her desk

Friday August 3, 2018
9:33pm
5 minutes
From an Enbridge ad

It’s a million dollar
three point two
seven point nine
three and half
oh my word
it’s dollar symbols
and decimal points
and I can’t even
count that high

They are building a
new skyscraper and
every new story
makes me
every new story
gives me
I joke about
going down there
and getting a tour
dressing up
I’ll wear heels and
you’ll wear a three
piece suit

Two million
down payment I can’t
believe I ever thought
owning a house with a
garden and a bird bath
was going to be

Oh wait
here are the angels
in blue

Oh wait
we’re getting
somewhere