Friday January 26, 2018
The Mercy Seat
A: I’m movin’ on, B! So get the fuck outta my way!
B: I will not.
B: I can’t let you go. If you go then I’ll be –
A: That isn’t my problem anymore. I’m movin’ on!
B: But I love you…
A: Too bad.
B: Come on.
B: Come on, A –
A: I’ve heard it all before. I’ve heard every stupid asshole cliche. I’ve heard your excuses, and your lies and your bullshit. I’m movin’ on!
B: Okay. Okay. Okay.
A: Great. Bye. Thanks for the good times and fuck you VERY much for the bad times.
B: What has gotten into you?
A: I have finally come to my senses! I’m feeling like a fucking goddess right now!