“I will complete them upon my return” by Julia on bec’s balcony

Monday July 17, 2017
5 minutes
from an email

Laura sends an email to her co-workers telling them she’s going to be away on vacation next week. Laura’s going to stay at home all
day and eat nacho bugles until
it’s dark enough to put nacho bugles on ice cream. She already has the tan lines to make it believable. Laura doesn’t want an excuse to leave her house and talk to anybody. Maybe most people would rather go to the actual beach than pile up in their living room. She wears old yesterdays of herself.