“How many nights” by Sasha on Granville Island


Sunday April 16, 2017
12:47pm
5 minutes
Breach
Blair Trewatha


I might start sending you a series of simple surveys.

one – Would you like for me to be here when you get home or casually out on a “run”/at “yoga”?

two – For tomorrow morning, please select all that apply:
lemon water and cayenne pepper
blowjob
chia pudding
making out
shower and go!

three – Thoughts on finding me in the same place you left me seven hours earlier? (short answer required)

four – How many nights per week do I actually fart in my sleep? (please circle one):
1 / 2 / 3 / 4 / 5 / 6 / every damn night

five – On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate my armpit smell?

six – Will we actually get a dog in the next year or two?
a) Yes, absolutely. YES!
b) Maybe… depends on our schedules
c) Now that I think about it, that is a terrible idea
d) Fuck no! I’ve been humouring you all along.

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“How many nights” by Sasha on Granville Island