Wednesday March 1, 2017
Overheard on the Queen Of Cowichan
She was ass-backwards wheeling her way through the desert, I mean, it’s not like we get unannounced visitors! It’s not like we’ve ever had an unexpected visitor! Jerzie kept on hollerin’ for her to swerve and maybe hit a cactus or something, I mean, we was scared that she was gonna crash right into the house! But somehow she came to a stop and we went out and we was tryin’ not to laugh, I mean, we knew that she’d be right traumatized. Jerzie said that she outta come in for some Pepsi or something. She said that she didn’t get cell service and did we have a landline that she could use.