“mini-volcanoes” by Sasha at her desk

Thursday February 23, 2017
5 minutes
From the Ocean Village Activity Book

Granite countertops, stainless steel appliances, hardwood, backsplash, and just wait until you see the shower. I know that you were hoping for a little bit more square footage, but I can guarantee you that you aren’t going to find anything better in your price range. Bear in mind that the previous owner lived there for almost thirty five years, so you may notice – … you know what? Nevermind. Let’s just go in.

Here it is! Bear in mind that it needs a paint job, and…

Look. Angela, this is the forty seventh unit I’ve shown to you. You need to, how can I say this, shit or get off the pot?