Wednesday January 18, 2017
From a Google search
I have flashes of you famous and how I’ll wink at women in statement glasses at dinner parties and say, “I knew him before…”
You’re grounded when you’re famous, you’re not an arrogant asshole like the others.
You invest your millions ethically and always buy sandwiches for homeless people.
You always wear distressed jeans, but not the kind you can buy already worn in. You do that artfully, by yourself.
At said dinner parties, I always tell stories of when you had bad haircuts and got drunk off of a single can of beer.