Wednesday May 25, 2016
From a sign at Platform Seven
English muffins with butter and scrambled eggs on the side and a few slices of tomato. That’s your preferred breakfast. You believe that breakfast is the most important meal of the day and no matter what you read that indicates otherwise, you always eat first thing, as soon as you’ve peed and had a glass of water. Sometimes you go to the kitchen completely naked, but now that you’re living in a first floor apartment, you almost always put on a robe. Or at least a T-shirt. You tend to get cold feet, so you put on slippers that you’ve had since the eighties.