Sunday May 22, 2016
From a birthday card
I honour this privilege of roasting you a chicken, and making you macaroni because you refuse to eat chicken! I hate to be the one to burst your bubble, but bacon is meat, honey, and you had some with breakfast so you are not, I repeat you are not a vegetarian.
I love being your mother, I really do, but tonight I quit. No, I… I am going to go on a temporary leave. Your Dad is at soccer so you’re going to have to fend for yourselves, my offspring. I empower you to make a mess and then CLEAN IT UP! I encourage you to do the FUCKING DISHES.