Sunday May 15, 2016
Mikey, I’m sorry that I didn’t come to your game tonight. I tried to get away from the restaurant at least for the first quarter but we were slammed. I even asked Gary if I could be first cut, and you know how I don’t like to to do that, you know how that’s against my code. Gary was a total dick about it, he gave me an extra four tables out of spite. How’d it go? How’d it go, Mikey? Cecelia came in on her way home for a slice of apple pie and she said you played real good. She said that there were some scouts hanging around and that when you threw a three pointer everyone gasped! I’m proud of you, Mikey, I really am.