Monday May 9, 2016
from a text
-I don’t want to have to tell you again that I’m keeping them to put salad dressing in. Fucking salad dressing for when I decide to make a salad for lunch and need a small container. To transport the dressing.
-Why can’t you just put it in on of your glass jars?
-Because they’re too big. You don’t know how heavy my bag is.
-Okay fine. You’ve got an answer for everything.
-Because I have a perfectly good reason why I’m keeping them. I thought it through, it’s not like I am collecting them because it annoys you.
-It really does annoy me. Everything you keep–
-Let me keep what I keep.
-Okay. You keep what you keep.
-But seriously they should be thrown out. They’re one time use. For travelling soy sauce.