“not quite ready for viewing” by Sasha at her kitchen table

Monday May 2, 2016
5 minutes
From leoawards.com

A: Hello?!

B: Um –

A: Hello?

B: We’re not quite ready for viewing yet! Please come back at –

A: Hi.

B: Oh. It’s –

A: Me.

B: I saw the “Open House” sign out front and thought maybe –

A: What were you doing in this neighbourhood?

B: I, uh –

A: Bob, are you following me?

B: No.

A: I’m at work. I can’t really talk.

B: I know, I just, I just wanna see the house. I want first dibs.

A: You love your house. I found you that house.

B: Mmm, I don’t love it quite as much as –

A: What is wrong with you?