“A good vinegar is hard to find.” by Julia at TAN on Baldwin


Friday May 17, 2013 at TAN
2:28pm
5 minutes
bon appetit magazine, February 2013 issue

They were telling me to use some sort of apple vinegar? Is that it? Apple cider or whatever? No, Marie, it wasn’t for a recipe. On my hair! Can you believe that bunch a baloney? I’m gonna just go ahead and say it: SOME PEOPLE ARE BAT SHIT CRAZY. I’m being so serious here. Why would I ever do that? So I can walk around all day smelling like a garden salad? N to the O thank to the you. I almost laughed in her face. I didn’t because she was still cutting my hair and I didn’t want her to go all Edward Scissorhands on me and turn me into an award winning piece of front lawn shrubbery. I waited till after, sort of swallowed down my embarrassment for the poor girl. Should have told her the moccasins were not doing anything for her cankles either, while I was at it, but Rome wasn’t built in a day, am I right? So now I’m thinking I should go out and find this vinegar, maybe buy it, I don’t know yet, I’m still deciding, then come home, make a video of me using it and STUPID I look just to prove a point. I’ll put it up on YouTube and see how many hits something as dumb as this gets!