Friday May 17, 2013 at TAN
bon appetit magazine, February 2013 issue
They were telling me to use some sort of apple vinegar? Is that it? Apple cider or whatever? No, Marie, it wasn’t for a recipe. On my hair! Can you believe that bunch a baloney? I’m gonna just go ahead and say it: SOME PEOPLE ARE BAT SHIT CRAZY. I’m being so serious here. Why would I ever do that? So I can walk around all day smelling like a garden salad? N to the O thank to the you. I almost laughed in her face. I didn’t because she was still cutting my hair and I didn’t want her to go all Edward Scissorhands on me and turn me into an award winning piece of front lawn shrubbery. I waited till after, sort of swallowed down my embarrassment for the poor girl. Should have told her the moccasins were not doing anything for her cankles either, while I was at it, but Rome wasn’t built in a day, am I right? So now I’m thinking I should go out and find this vinegar, maybe buy it, I don’t know yet, I’m still deciding, then come home, make a video of me using it and STUPID I look just to prove a point. I’ll put it up on YouTube and see how many hits something as dumb as this gets!